I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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