Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
