We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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