Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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