My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
