Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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