Dual....:-)
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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