What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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