how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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