In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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