I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
two words: eviction party
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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