awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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