Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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