The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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