That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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