Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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