i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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