I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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