But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i think im in europe. pls send help
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