this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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