My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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