Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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