Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
