He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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