TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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