loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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