exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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