Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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