If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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