and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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