No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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