If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
