Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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