How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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