Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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