I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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