I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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