I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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