Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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