covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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