I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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