I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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