At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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