I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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