This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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