the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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