I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
