Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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