S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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