puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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