When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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