Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
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