You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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