Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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