im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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