Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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