I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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