garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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